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The American boys love to play games with girls, and the whole grinding thing? Yuck. The flirting/hooking up game was so different in Australia!. Congratulations! You've done the impossible — you're now dating an Aussie guy. The odds were slim: Australia is a country with little dating. Shutterstock. Boys. It's the one topic I love to hate, and is undoubtedly the first thing everybody asks about. I never came here looking for love.
Anyways, let's be real, my man does follow the Aussie stereotypes -- Blonde hair, surfer, beach bum, makes a mean BBQ, loves a good beer, and rides a kangaroo to work!4 Tips to Date Australian Girls - Dating Life Hacks - AUSTRALIA
Only kidding, he doesn't like beer that much But he's definitely a top bloke. Impressed with my use of Aussie slang?
I bet you are! Anyways, I love dating an Australian and here are the reasons why: What ever happened to names like "John", "Tom" and "Mike"? He is fearless to pathetic puny American standard insects I see a spider, I scream. The Aussie comes in, sees the spider and says "that's it?
And hey, he can easily play off as my hero when he catches a spider! He's a fearless badass hero who swoons me with his bravery.
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Not having meat in a meal is unacceptable Yes, there are vegetarian Australians, but after dating my Aussie and meeting most of his friends, every meal required some sort of meat mostly BBQ of sorts otherwise it was considered as just an appetizer. I once thought I could surprise my man with a really delicious bean soup for dinner, only to hear "but where's the chicken? Now that's a meal!
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He knows what he wants and he knows how to get it. Americans love his accent I, being one of the Americans that fell in love with his accent, obviously, but the Aussie will go to the bar, smile at someone being nice, not flirty and they will nod and turn back to their friends.
OMG, where are you from? His accent is hot. Speaking of accents, anything he says always sounds better To this day, I am pretty sure I haven't really listened to what the Aussie has been saying.
I just get too distracted with that accent. Again, his accent is hot! I should have known better, indeed, I should have heeded my own oft-shared advice on polite frankness. I might mention that Daryl had managed to punctuate nearly every second sentence with an emphatic F-word - I was even treated to a well chosen C-bomb. Not one easily lost for words, or offended, I responded with amusement "boy, you call a spade a bloody shovel" but declined to offer him a hook for continued discussion.
Fact was, I could see Daryl was 'nice enough'. And certainly bold - or at least emboldened by his pint glass - and that in other circumstances we might just have struck up a cordial, mutually satisfying bout of verbal intercourse.
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This situation serves as an example of why Australians suck where others succeed. A testament to the bumbling, fumbling, mumbling character of boy-meets-girl scenarios. The fails here run both ways: Of course, it's not as simple as that.
Sport is truth and truth is sport.
Prepare yourself for a life spent worshipping at its altar. Would Essendon circa beat the Hawthorn dream team of the late 80s? If you want to occupy the deepest, most intimate recesses of his heart and mind, spend some time getting your head around our sporting codes.
Thou shalt respect his sporting calendar.
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Each season brings with it unique sporting events. In the summer there is cricket and in winter, Australian Rules Football and rugby, all accompanied with meat pies and pot bashing. Every other day of the year is for lounging on the couch watching cage fighting, baseball, American football, hockey, snooker, toad-racing, curling, or literally anything pay-per-view trawls up.
Thou shalt do his footy betting for him. This is clearly base superstition akin to mirror-breaking, but just indulge him. His love for footy is not always guided by reason.
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Thou shalt enjoy a different kind of romance. In truth, he has been carefully planning these gestures for weeks. Thou shalt quietly admire his casual bravery and grit, but ensure he looks after himself.
They know how to handle an ocean rip as in life, go with the flow. They view introspection as neuroticism.
Take, for example, rugby legend Trevor Gillmeister.