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Pakistan never gets it right.

Its three months since the army had sought permission. And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village!

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In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution. In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to jokez failure.

For your pleasure we try to get as close as possible for the best view. We have a very good record for safety. Jokes in telugu lipi with jpeg format. Yes, we are very advanced at Air Dhakkan Airways.

Pakistan cries for help. Indian technology is highly advanced. The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes. A missile smuggled from USA is pressed into service. The Prime Minister calls an emergency Loksaba session. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.


Other Blogs You can find here wellpapers but not wall papers which are funny. But if you really want to see a film then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the window. Human chains are formed and Rasta-Rokos organized. For jandhyla reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight.


The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad.

Thank you for choosing Air Dhakkan Airways. The missile hits the target and creates havoc.

Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its Software, It hits its original destination: Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. Public Poll Prathyeka Telangana rashtram manaku avasarama? We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one! The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation.

Although there is no-smoking in this aero plane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. If, however, you are still worried then ask Stewardess Bubbly to tell you about our out of court settlements. And for our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!


I collected these from Internet. If, however, we go a little too close then please let us know. Today we have 12 passengers on the plane – which is a bit of a problem because we only have 5 seats! The Loksaba meets, but due to several walkouts and several protests by the opposition, It gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely.

Our Co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic. Some airlines are happy to fly thousands of feet over landmarks but not Air Dhakkan Airways! They submit their request to the Indian president. The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile.

Their attempts for another launch of missile are still on. Thus India never gets to launch the missile. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, A caretaker government is installed. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. About Me Kalyan Wallpapers Always smiling person. Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles! This is the one two six flight to New Delhi.

Now kindly sit on your seat and tie your belt.