Diedrich bader meet the spartans full

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diedrich bader meet the spartans full

The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a See full summary» Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer in Meet the Spartans () Ken Davitian in Meet the Spartans . Diedrich Bader . Meet the Spartans () cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Kevin Sorbo Captain · Diedrich Bader Traitoro. Meet the Spartans () Diedrich Bader as Traitoro. Diedrich Bader: Traitoro. Showing all 1 items. Jump to: Quotes (1).

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Plot[ edit ] The film opens with a Spartan elder inspecting three babies. The first, an ugly, talking baby ogre Shrek the Thirdis abandoned to die for its deformity; while the second, who is Vietnamese, is adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

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The third, Leonidasis accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and prepared for kinghood through brutal training. An adult Leonidas Sean Maguire is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a gangsta penguin Happy Feet. Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees Margo Carmen Electra erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt.

Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain Kevin Sorbo informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived.

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Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents Xerxes ' demands for Sparta's submission. After growing angry with both the messenger's disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit. Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with several other people he simply dislikes, such as Britney Spears Nicole ParkerRyan Seacrestand the American Idol ju dg es.

Resolving to face the PersiansLeonidas visits the prophets and gives them medicines such as Neutrogena as their price for their consultation.

They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. The Oracle, Ugly Bettyreveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war.

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After reaching a decision while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylaeand finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements. Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed Paris Hilton also played by Parkerwho tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans.

diedrich bader meet the spartans full

When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly.