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Greg Focker: [singing] And if that mockingbird don't sing, then Greg is gonna buy you a diamond ring. And if that diamond ring gets sold, then Greg is. Meet the Parents was an almost painfully funny comedy about a man who Blythe Danner and Robert De Niro return as Pam's parents, Jack and Dina Byrnes. Questions and answers for Meet the Fockers (). Dina keeps saying " Muscrat" when Jack is a bit rude to Greg, but I don't understand the whole point of .
At the engagement party, Jack, who automatically assumes that Greg knew about Jorge and has deliberately been keeping him a secret from Pam, introduces Greg to Jorge. Later, when Greg denies knowing anything about Jorge, Jack still refuses to believe him and drugs him with truth serum to make him talk. On stage, Greg uncontrollably blurts out that Pam is pregnant and that Jorge is his son in a Darth Vader -esqe matter before immediately losing consciousness. The next morning, Pam questions Greg about Jorge, and Greg does not confirm or deny that he is Jorge's father, but insists that he knew nothing about him before the previous evening.
Pam believes him, and is willing to work things out with him. Jack reaches his breaking point with Greg's dishonesty and demands that Pam and Dina leave the island with him. Dina refuses and reveals Jack's actions to everyone. Everyone turns against Jack, with Pam announcing her intent to marry Greg regardless of him having Jorge with Isabel, and Dina admits that they were all aware of Pam's pregnancy.
A shocked and hurt Jack leaves with his grandson. Bernie and Greg pursue Jack, but are soon tasered and arrested by an overzealous deputy sheriffVern LeFlore, for speeding and refusing to remain in their car. Meanwhile, Jack is informed that Greg is not Jorge's father his real father turns out to be a baseball player who also resembles Gregand attempts to defend Greg and Bernie, but the overzealous Leflore tasers and arrests him, too.
In their cell, Greg, Jack, and Bernie are released by the local judge, Ira, who is a client of Roz and a close friend of the Fockers. Before they leave, Greg asks that Jack and Bernie stop their feud. Jack admits that he made a mistake regarding Jorge and reveals his past career in the CIA to Bernie, before apologizing for his actions and making up with the two of them.
During the post-credit sceneJack watches hidden baby-cam footage of the Fockers giving attention to Little Jack over Jack's previous objections: Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven.
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Learn how strange the Focker genetic code is! We are weird mutants who hug and kiss! Dialogue[ edit ] Judge Ira: Oh, honey, he was trying to save his pet. I mean, what if it was Jinxy who got flushed into a toilet? Jinx has had extensive aquatic training. He would have known exactly what to do in the event of a submersion.
Jinx purrs] Jack Byrnes: This is the sign for poop! Well, what's the sign for sour milk, because this, uh, tastes a little funky.
That's because that's from Debbie's left breast, Greg. Greg, a man reaches a certain age when he realizes what's truly important. Do you know what that is? If your family's circle joins in my family's circle, they'll form a chain. I can't have a chink in my chain.
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I don't care if they did call you Larry Poppins. You are completely unfit to handle a child. It was Barry Poppins. What kind of a sick cocktail were you going to make my grandson? Jack, the baby's teething. I told Greg to give him some rum to ease the pain.
It was your idea?
- Bradley Pickren: Little Jack
What is wrong with you people?! I used to rub bourbon on Denny's gums. Look what happened to him. Greg, you couldn't follow a simple set of instructions? Jack, he was screaming.
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So I went in and I gave him a little attention. He's learning to self-soothe. These setbacks are disastrous for his development. The child is adorable, but you're not raising Little Buddha over here.
What are you saying? I'm saying that I have seen that kid eat at least 15 boogers since he's been here.