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As Klaue puts it, Wakanda is actually a technological marvel. The kingdom is years ahead of the rest of the world. This technology would simply put Stark Labs to shame. What Tony Stark can accomplish in his labs can simply be done in a Wakandan elementary school. Zack Snyder is known for his dark and thought-provoking scenes that ponder the question of good vs.
If the directors were to work on Black Panther, Snyder would have created a darker, gloomy version of the character. Then Whedon would have swooped in and made it lighter, possibly changing Black Panther into a comical, Kung Fu Panda-esque character. However, one character in the movie doesn't pick a side. This question seemed to irk the creators of Black Panther and eventually, Marvel decided it was time to give the King of Wakanda a wife.
The two reunite and rekindle their love as adults and eventually get married in Black Panther Issue However, the marriage only lasted six years — or four months in comic book time. Although the two had one child together, what would happen if they had more? If you take a cat and a thunder wielder, do you get the Thundercats? This meme reflects the iconic cat-bird dynamic that many of us grew up with.
However, lucky for Falcon, the bird usually outsmarts the cat. So, if the MCU lies in the same universe as our beloved cartoons, maybe he does have the upper hand. However, the two may have some intense competition with the addition of Black Panther to the comic film world.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight? But, when it comes to changing the language, I think they [feminists] make some good points, because we do think in language and so the quality of our thoughts and ideas could only be as good as the quality of our language.
So maybe some of this patriarchal shit ought to go away. I think "spokesman" ought to be "spokesperson," I think "chairman" ought to be "chairperson," I think "mankind" ought to be "humankind. They want me to call that thing in the street a "personhole cover;" I think that's taking it a little bit too far.
What would you call a lady's man, a "person's person"? That would make a "He-man" an "It-person. They'd look up in the sky and see "the person in the moon". Guys would say, "Come back here and fight like a person. Jammin' in New York [ edit ] I have certain rules I live by. I don't believe anything the government tells me.
To me, war is a lot of prick-waving! That's all it is. War is a whole lot of men standing out on a field waving their pricks at one another.
Men are insecure about the size of their dicks, and so they have to kill one another over the idea. That's what all that asshole jock bullshit is all about. That's what all that adolescent, macho, male posturing and strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about.
It's called "dick fear! You don't have to be a history major or a political scientist to see the bigger-dick foreign policy theory. It sounds like this: It's a subconscious need to project the penis into other people's affairs. It's called "fucking with people! That's all the media and the politicians are ever talking about—the things that separate us, things that make us different from one another.
That's the way the ruling class operates in any society. They try to divide the rest of the people. They keep the lower and the middle classes fighting with each other so that they, the rich, can run off with all the fucking money! Anything different—that's what they're gonna talk about—race, religion, ethnic and national background, jobs, income, education, social status, sexuality, anything they can do to keep us fighting with each other, so that they can keep going to the bank!
You know how I define the economic and social classes in this country? The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes. The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor are there just to scare the shit out of the middle class. Keep 'em showing up at those jobs. It's all over the language now — "pre"-this, "pre"-that, place the turkey in a "pre-heated" oven. There are only two states an oven can possibly exist in: It's like "pre-recorded" — "This program was pre-recorded.
When else are you gonna record it, afterwards? That's the whole purpose of recording; to do it beforehand! Otherwise it doesn't really work, does it? Pre-suck my genital situation! And they seem to understand what I'm talking about. Hitting a ball with a crooked stick I say pick it up, asshole, you're lucky you found the fuckin' thing! Put it in your pocket and go home, you're a winner! But no, Dorko in the plaid knickers is gonna hit it again, and walk some more. A boring game for boring people.
You ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies fuck! And a mindless game, too. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the planet, we don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet. I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of fucking Earth Day. I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is that there aren't enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for Volvos.
Besides, environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet. Not in the abstract they don't. You know what they're interested in?
A clean place to live. They're worried that some day in the future they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me. The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles … hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages … And we think some plastic bags and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference?
The planet isn't going anywhere. Pack your shit, folks. And we won't leave much of a trace, either. Maybe a little Styrofoam … The planet'll be here and we'll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake.
The planet'll shake us off like a bad case of fleas. The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we're gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, 'cause that's what it does. It's a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed.
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And if it's true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm: The earth doesn't share our prejudice toward plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn't know how to make it. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, "Why are we here?
Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn.
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But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months.
After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked. Conservatives don't give a shit about you until you reach military age. Then they think you're just fine.
Just what they've been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. These people aren't pro-life, they're killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they'll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it? You know what they are? Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don't like them. They don't like women. They believe a woman's primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.
How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness?
Name six ways we're better than chickens See, nobody can do it! You don't see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? You don't see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When's the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Well who has less abortions than homosexuals? Leave these fucking people alone for Christ's sake.
Here is an entire class of people guaranteed never to have an abortion and the Catholics and the Christians are just tossing them aside. You'd think they'd make natural allies. Don't look for consistency in religion. Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death! Has been for thousands of years! Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Christians; all taking turns killing each other because God told 'em it was a good idea.
The sword of god, the blood of the lamb, 'vengeance is mine'; millions of dead motherfuckers. Millions of dead motherfuckers, all because they gave the wrong answer to The God Question: Do you believe in my God? The sanctity of life doesn't seem to apply to cancer cells, does it? You rarely see a bumper sticker that says 'Save the tumors'. Or 'I brake for advanced melanoma'. No, viruses, mold, mildew, maggots, fungus, weeds, E. Coli bacteria, the crabs.
Nothing sacred about those things. So at best the sanctity of life is kind of a selective thing. We get to choose which forms of life we feel are sacred, and we get to kill the rest.
Pretty neat deal, huh? You know how we got it? We made the whole fucking thing up! A crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time. This is an outmoded idea. There are no innocent victims.
If you live on this planet, you're guilty, period, fuck you, end of report, next case. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt! You never hear them say "Jesus made me drop the ball. Must be another one of those "miracles. Sort of take them in? Is that such a strange notion. Does experience need to be documented and brought home and saved on a shelf? And do people really watch this shit? Everything was handed to them.
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And they took it all: But now they're staring down the barrel of middle-age burnout, and they don't like it. So they've turned self-righteous. They want to make things harder on younger people. They tell 'em, abstain from sex, say no to drugs; as for the rock and roll, they sold that for television commercials a long time ago They're cold, bloodless people.
It's in their slogans, it's in their rhetoric: They went from 'love is all you need' to 'whoever winds up with the most toys wins'. And they went from cocaine to Rogaine. And you know something, they're still counting grams, only now it's fat grams. And the worst of it is, the rest of us have to watch these commercials on TV for Levi's loose-fitting jeans and fat-ass Docker pants, because these degenerate yuppie Boomer cocksuckers couldn't keep their hands off the croissants and the Haagen-Dazs, and their big fat asses have spread all over and they have to wear fat-ass Docker pants.
Fuck these Boomers, fuck these yuppies—and fuck everybody, now that I think of it. Just trying to make you feel at home. Opening Living in this country, you're bound to know, every time you're exposed to advertising, you realize once again that America's leading industry, America's most profitable business is still: High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure, American bullshit. And the sad part is, is that most people seem to have been indoctrinated to believe that bullshit only comes from certain places, certain sources: Parents are full of shit, teachers are full of shit, clergymen are full of shit, and law enforcement people are full This entire country is completely full of shit, and always has been.
From the Declaration of Independence to the Constitution to the Star-Spangled Banner, it's still nothing more than one big steaming pile of red, white and blue, all-American bullshit. Because, think of how we started. This country was founded by a group of slave-owners who told us all men are created equal.
Oh yeah, all men, except for Indians and niggers and women, right? I always like to use that authentic American language. This was a small group of unelected, white, male, land-holding, slave-owners who also suggested their class be the only one allowed to vote.
Now, that is what's known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit. And I think Americans really show their ignorance when they say they want their politicians to be honest.
What are these fuckin' cretins talking about? If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse! No one would know what to do! Dole tried to hide it, didn't he? Dole kept saying "I'm a plain and honest man.
People don't believe that! What did Clinton say? He said "Hi folks, I'm completely full of shit and how do ya like that? At least he's honest! And the proof of it, the proof of it is, they don't even trust each other. They don't trust one another. When a business man sits down to negotiate a deal, the first thing he does is to automatically assume that the other guy is a complete lying prick who's trying to fuck him outta his money.
So he's gotta do everything he can to fuck the other guy a little bit faster and a little bit harder. And he's gotta do it with a big smile on his face.
You know that big, bullshit businessman smile? And if you're a customer — Whoah! Customer always gets that really big smile, as the businessman carefully positions himself directly behind the customer, and unzips his pants, and proceeds to service I am servicing this account.
This customer needs service. Now you know what they mean. Now you know what they mean when they say, "We specialize in customer service. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time But He loves you!
He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise - somehow, just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more.
Now, you talk about a good bullshit story I decided to look around for something else to worship. Something I could really count on.
And immediately, I thought of the sun. Overnight I became a sun-worshiper. Well, not overnight, you can't see the sun at night. But first thing the next morning, I became a sun-worshiper. First of all, I can see the sun, okay? Unlike some other gods I could mention, I can actually see the sun.
I'm big on that. If I can see something, I don't know, it kind of helps the credibility along, you know? Pray for anything you want. Pray for anything, but what about the Divine Plan? Long time ago, God made a Divine Plan.
Gave it a lot of thought, decided it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine Plan? What do you want Him to do? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayer book can come along and fuck up Your Plan?
And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing. In prisons, before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol! Well, they don't want you to get an infection! And you can see their point: It would take all the sportsmanship out of the whole execution.
Why, these bunch of goddamn pussies! You can't even get a decent hamburger anymore. They cook the shit out of everything now, 'cause everybody's afraid of food poisoning! Hey, where's your sense of adventure? Take a fucking chance, will ya? You know how many people die in this country from food poisoning every year? That's all - it's a minor risk! Take a fucking chance, bunch of goddamn pussies! Besides, what do you think you have an immune system for?
It's for killing germs!
But it needs practice. It needs germs to practice on. So listen, if you kill all the germs around you and live a completely sterile life, then when germs do come along, you're not gonna be prepared. And never mind ordinary germs.
What are you gonna do when some supervirus comes along that turns your vital organs into liquid shit? I'll tell you what you're gonna do. You're gonna get sick, you're gonna die, and you're gonna deserve it 'cause you're fucking weak and you've got a fucking weak immune system!
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See … You gotta use psychology. You gotta be a bit of a psychologist up here and know how to appeal to a person. We are the proud parents of a child whose self esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car. We are the proud parents of a child who has resisted his teachers' attempts to break his spirit and bend him to the will of his corporate masters.
We have a daughter in public school who hasn't been knocked up yet. We have a son in public school who hasn't shot any of his classmates yet. But he does sell drugs to your honor student. Plus he knocked up your daughter. We are the embarrassed parents of a cross-eyed little nit-wit who at the age of ten not only continues to wet the bed but also shits on the school bus.
If my car should be in such a position where I can't quite see what's going on, can't get a good enough look, I'm not the least bit shy about asking the police to bring the bodies over a little closer to the car. My wife has never seen anyone shaped quite like that. Look at that, Sugar Lips! That's his ribcage sticking out the glove compartment. That will be all, officer.
You can throw him back on the pile. Why are there ten?
You don't need ten. I believe the list of ten commandments was artificially and deliberately inflated to get it up to ten. About 5, years ago a bunch of religious and political hustlers got together to try to figure out how to control people, how to keep them in line. They knew people were basically stupid and would believe anything they were told, so they announced that God had given them some commandments, up on a mountain, when no one was around God had given them the Ten Commandments.
Well let me ask you this- when they were making this shit up, why did they pick ten? Why not nine, or eleven? I'll tell you why- because ten sounds official. Ten is the basis for the decimal system, it's a decade, it's a psychologically satisfying number, the top ten, the ten most wanted, the ten best dressed.
So having ten commandments was really a marketing decision.
And it's clearly a bullshit list. It's a political document, artificially inflated to sell better. I give you my revised list of the two commandments: Two is all you need; Moses could have carried them down the hill in his fuckin' pocket, and I wouldn't mind those folks in Alabama posting them on the courthouse wall, as long as they provided one additional commandment: A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist.
Politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. First with these fucking Christians. You just start with them. You don't have to bring flowers. Yeah, usually they're already there. This country is full of nitwits and assholes. You ever notice that? Nitwits, assholes, fuckups, scumbags, jerkoffs, and dipshits. And they all vote.
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In fact, sometimes you get the impression that they're the only ones who vote. There's a reason for this, there's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed.
It's never going to get any better. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you've got I'm talking about the real owners now The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions.
The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You have no choice. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls.
They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying. Lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it.